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Well, what can I say. My cat One is dead. He died while I was here in Russia. I'm really bummed. On top of that I have visa issues. What more can happen this week?

For those of you who somehow believe that global warming is not real, well...I beg to differ. Forget about politics and believe me I could care less about Al Gore or Bono. And I definitely could do without the Neo-Conservatives. But this is Moscow below. Normally it starts snowing at the end of October here and doesn't let up until say late April to mid-May. Well, since October, It has snowed only about 3-4 times. Sunday being one of those days, but as you can see on Monday...nothing. But what's even stranger is that you can still see green grass on the turf, that's because compared to last year, this year's 32 degrees fahrenheit is about 60-70 degrees warmer then last year at this time. It'd be one thing if it were only here, but when i was in New York, I was on the beach in Far Rockaway with temperatures in the 70's. You do the math.

So I'm a whore. I did a shitty job shooting some shitty athlete celebrity for some shitty magazine for shitty pay. Because I just don't have enough work here as of the last few months to refuse. Sucks, I need to do more.

Well, It's been a fun few weeks of boozing and running around, but it has started to take a familiar turn. Like forcing a good time, chasing illusive fantasies, losing sight of other parts of life, getting burnt out, going to a place i don't like to met a chick i met last week and leaving empty handed. You know, I forget that I've done this before many times over. It's just that I was fooled because this time it had Russian subtitles. Basically, I'm over it.

***look in the movies section of this site to see some footage from this ill fated night***

So I met this real cute blond you see below. We hit it off right away, that is until she puked on my leg. A first for Moscow, but not a first for a chick puking on my leg. I'm too old for this shit.

This gets a a normalna rating because i haven't used this category yet, plus I'm still a little drunk so I can't determine if this will be an actual pizdets, plokha or horasho. Anyway, so I met this chick whose a photo editor at Madame Figaro Russian edition. I was completely smitten when i first met her at a meeting for work. So I invited her down to a party last week, but she didn't come. Although she did show up tonight, she came with some dude. Not sure how serious this dude is to her, but I feel there might be opportunity. In any case, I can't let this slip by without the good old college try or put on the scumbag-rocker-steal-your-girlfriend hat. She's exactly my type. Tall (like my height), skinny, dark haired and a bit goofy. Yum!!!

***Update*** That was her live-in boyfriend, so it now is a plokha. Not a pizdets bad though. Just have to summon up the scumbag-rocker in me.