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Paul likes bicycles. Paul enjoys bicycling in New York. Paul wants to enjoy bicycling in Moscow. Paul examines all the dangers before buying his bicycle. Paul finally commits to buying bicycle. Paul buys new bicycle. Paul's bicycle is shiny, yellow and black. Paul rides new bicycle to meet friend. Paul rides past factory where stray dogs chase him. Paul gets bitten in the leg by dog. Paul limps home. Paul reads up on rabies on internet. Paul freaks out. Paul goes to see doctor. Paul gets rabies shots. Paul stares at new shiny, yellow and black bicycle sitting in his apartment.